Etch-A-Sketch© Technical Support FAQ

In order to avoid many of the inherent problems with the infamous "Year 2000" bug, some companies have decided to implement Etch-A-Sketch Technology to solve employees' computer needs. This strategy will cut down on unproductive web surfing and sending of non-business related e-mail. It simplifies technical support as well. Here are some examples.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

I love it reminds me of the one dilbert cartoon where they gave the boss an Etch-A-Sketch to replace his computer. :)

Almost like and old Abbott & Costello routine. I like it.

To bad that doesn't work with computers sometimes....of course we wouldn't want it to work sometimes....