30 Years
What a difference 30 years makes:


1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair



1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund



1972: KEG
2002: EKG



1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux



1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm



1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly



1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor



1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage



1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints



1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer



1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM



1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian



1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint



1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones



1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office



1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system



1972: Disco
2002: Costco



1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved



1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid



1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test