The Court Jester
11-08-2006, 03:24 PM
(usrsf)
By 2004hemi - Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:23:11 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Arkansas, Arizona , Georgia , Kentucky , Michigan , Mississippi , Missouri ,
Oklahoma, Tennessee , Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. :D
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By 2004hemi - Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:23:11 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
====================
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Arkansas, Arizona , Georgia , Kentucky , Michigan , Mississippi , Missouri ,
Oklahoma, Tennessee , Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. :D
Read More... (http://www.kenpotalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3299&goto=newpost)
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