Mature Marital math
By Rob Broad - Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:54:23 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Note from Husband

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with
you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the
same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18. As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.



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