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11-17-2006, 05:42 AM
Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojo
By SifuDangeRuss - Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:59:41 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojo
10. Your instructor has a Grandmaster's Certificate. In Crayon.
9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4-year-old black belt.
8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
7. It specializes in a Scandinavian Martial Art.
6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
5. While examining the school's tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
3. No one sweats.
2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives her teacher.
1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
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By SifuDangeRuss - Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:59:41 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojo
10. Your instructor has a Grandmaster's Certificate. In Crayon.
9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4-year-old black belt.
8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
7. It specializes in a Scandinavian Martial Art.
6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
5. While examining the school's tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
3. No one sweats.
2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives her teacher.
1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
Read More... (http://www.kenpotalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3418&goto=newpost)
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