unowhoandwhy
12-13-2006, 01:02 PM
The Kitchen *****
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS . When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the
mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the ***** in the kitchen.."
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS . When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the
mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the ***** in the kitchen.."