The Court Jester
06-22-2007, 11:22 AM
The Pearly Gates
By katsudo_karate - Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:58:37 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked every-where, and finally I became so exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- we'd both still be alive.
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By katsudo_karate - Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:58:37 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked every-where, and finally I became so exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-- we'd both still be alive.
Read More... (http://www.kenpotalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5365&goto=newpost)
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