The Court Jester
06-29-2007, 03:17 PM
This One's for the Guy's!
By Brian R. VanCise - Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:23:42 GMT
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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A man was riding his Harley on a road along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you a wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over there anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is totally selfish. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required, reaching to
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help you and all mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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By Brian R. VanCise - Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:23:42 GMT
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
====================
A man was riding his Harley on a road along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you a wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over there anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is totally selfish. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required, reaching to
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help you and all mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
Read More... (http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51843&goto=newpost)
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