Classic "Clean" Eddie Murphy Joke
By domino3700 - Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:59:43 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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*From his stand-up concert "Delirious", supposedly clean enough to tell your kids. I told my 10-yr-old son this joke and he almost died of laughter.*


A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump in the woods.


The bear said to the rabbit "excuse me, but do you have problems with poo sticking to your fur?"


And the rabbit said "no".


So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.


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I remember another one that made me roll on the floor hard with laughter.

Eddie (when he was about 19) says: "You know why us black folks have got white palms?"

This brought a few laughs...and then he stands in the "suspect body search position" with his hands against the walls.

" 'Coz this is the position God had us in when he spray-painted us."

LMAO!!!!

A close (black) friend of mine told me this one...

What did God say when he made the second black man?


****! Burned another one.


(had me rolling)