The Book Report
By Ping898 - Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:18:43 GMT
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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True story or not, still amusing.....

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton and to compare and contrast them in a book report. One smart-assed student turned in the following, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton :..... $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read


Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a ******** artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.


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