The Court Jester
08-20-2007, 02:54 PM
Trucker and the Waitress
By Celtic_Crippler - Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:10:06 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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A trucker made a routine stop at a favorite truck stop cafe and noticed a new blonde waitress.
Deciding to have some "fun" with her he placed his order. He said, "I Want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, took the order without question and went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think This place is ... An auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "That has to be Dale. He's just having some fun with you because you're new. He always orders the same thing. Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards you may as well gas up!"
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By Celtic_Crippler - Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:10:06 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
====================
A trucker made a routine stop at a favorite truck stop cafe and noticed a new blonde waitress.
Deciding to have some "fun" with her he placed his order. He said, "I Want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, took the order without question and went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think This place is ... An auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "That has to be Dale. He's just having some fun with you because you're new. He always orders the same thing. Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards you may as well gas up!"
Read More... (http://www.kenpotalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5998&goto=newpost)
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