The Miricle of Toilet Paper
By Celtic_Crippler - Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:40:33 GMT
Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk
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Fresh out of the shower, a lady stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband about the size of her breasts.

"If you want them to get bigger try rubbing toilet paper between them." suggests the husband.

Willing to try anything, the wife grabs a piece of toilet paper and begins rubbing. "How long will it take?" she asks.

"Just a few seconds a day." replied the husband. "They will get larger over a period of years."

The woman paused for a moment, "Do you really think this will work?" she asks wondering.

Without missing a beat the husband responded "Worked on your butt didn't it?"


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