The Court Jester
09-10-2008, 07:12 PM
Never Lie to a Woman
By Jade Tigress - 09-10-2008 05:41 PM
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week! and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up."
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did.
They're in your tackle box"
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By Jade Tigress - 09-10-2008 05:41 PM
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week! and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up."
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did.
They're in your tackle box"
Read More... (http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67307&goto=newpost)
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