The Court Jester
09-12-2008, 02:48 PM
Cannibal Cuisine
By Lynne - 09-12-2008 01:44 PM
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $15.00 + Fried Explorer: $20.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day!"
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By Lynne - 09-12-2008 01:44 PM
Originally Posted at: MartialTalk
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $15.00 + Fried Explorer: $20.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day!"
Read More... (http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67356&goto=newpost)
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