Silent Bob
09-19-2003, 11:32 PM
People who you meet in bathrooms.
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1) Excitable: Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching. Pretends to be pissing.
5) Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
6) Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on
the shoe of the guy next to him.
7) Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
8) Frivelous: Plays, stream up, stream down, across urinals.
9) Absent Minded: Opens vest, pulls ouy tie, pisses in pants
10) Childish: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
11) Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
12) Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
13) Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16) Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17) Little: Stands on box falls in and drowns.
18) Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
21) Conservationist: Refuses to flush after pissing.
22) Friendly: Offers to hold dick while pissing
23) Wiggler: Whips his dick up and down after pissing, to get "All" of
it out.
24) Masicast: Closes the zipper on his dick purposely.
25) Paranoid: Thinks eveyone is staring at his dick.
26) Sharpshooter: Aims for certain objects in the urinal.
27) Distancer: Backs up while pissing, to see "How far it will go"
28) Clumsy: Let's go of dick in Mid-stream, and pisses all over his
pants.
29) Proud: Feels great after pissing, like he has truely "Accomplished"
something.
30) Observant: Checks to see what color his piss is every time he pisses.
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1) Excitable: Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching. Pretends to be pissing.
5) Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
6) Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on
the shoe of the guy next to him.
7) Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
8) Frivelous: Plays, stream up, stream down, across urinals.
9) Absent Minded: Opens vest, pulls ouy tie, pisses in pants
10) Childish: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
11) Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
12) Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
13) Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16) Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17) Little: Stands on box falls in and drowns.
18) Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
21) Conservationist: Refuses to flush after pissing.
22) Friendly: Offers to hold dick while pissing
23) Wiggler: Whips his dick up and down after pissing, to get "All" of
it out.
24) Masicast: Closes the zipper on his dick purposely.
25) Paranoid: Thinks eveyone is staring at his dick.
26) Sharpshooter: Aims for certain objects in the urinal.
27) Distancer: Backs up while pissing, to see "How far it will go"
28) Clumsy: Let's go of dick in Mid-stream, and pisses all over his
pants.
29) Proud: Feels great after pissing, like he has truely "Accomplished"
something.
30) Observant: Checks to see what color his piss is every time he pisses.