Silent Bob
09-19-2003, 11:51 PM
Recovering Catholic, WM, 42, with the guilt of a breast fixation, seeks
understanding woman for romantic relationship.
-Sf Weekly
SWF seeks heavy daddy in big pants. Must have convenience store hours and
be unafraid to wear jumpsuit.
-SF Weekly
Warm and sarcastic guy in late 20's wants to take you to a junkyard.
-SF Weekly
My dog and I are alot alike. We're both 35, but look and act younger.
We're both fit and trim, have dark hair and eyes, we're handsome, funny,
intelligent and like all foods. I don't hump my pillow.
-Bay Area Express
Single white male, early 30's, Bay Area native, fit, kind, nice looking,
liberal professional. Seeking an imperfect, intelligent, thin (similar
age) female who, like me, has baggage that is small enough to fit under
one's seat.
-Bay Area Express
Major Hooters
Major Bill Hooters, at your service, Ma'am. WM, 47, humorous, liberal,
lively, affectionate, seeks busty lady with similar qualities, 35-45,
5'7"-plus, wright in proportion to height.
-Guardian
234 yr. old Italian male seeking gorgeous Italian female, 18-24, for
romantic dinners, walks & 4-wheel fun.
-Poughkeepsie Journal
Girls ever wish you could pee standing up? Stop squatting in the woods,
start using urinals. My ex-girlfriend showed me. i can teach you.
Individual or group lessons available.
-SF Weekly
Are you an attractive woman with shapely legs, nice figure and a pretty
face? He's a man who will treat you well regardless of your personality.
-Detroit Metro Times
SBM is looking for a man who likes to let her toenails grow. Marriage is
desired.
-Detroit Metro Times
Baby Maker
To women who want babies. I, handsome, WM, will inseminate the natural way.
-Guardian
If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red
head/brunette, I'm your man.
-Detroit Metro Times
Seeking sex-loathing insecure woman, terrified of her own body, completely
asexual, humorless, narcissistic, for boring conversation, bloody steak
dinners, unfiltered Camel smoking marathons, insensitive encounters.
Seeker: clitoral-ignorant impotent male.
-SF Weekly
Do you like claustrophoblc spaces? Anti-social young woman seeks someone
who hates the light of day. Smokers and drug takers preferred. No
vegetarians. I'm mean, nasty and give as good as I get. Any takers?
-Guardian
No Cosmo Readers
Berkeley grad student (24, 5'8", 165lbs, dark hair, eyes, temperament)
longs to be seduced by beautiful older woman, 35-ish. My idea of foreplay
is getting undressed in front of a mirror. Hobbies include Charlies Angels
reruns and baby seal clubbing. You: look great in a bathing suit and can
educate me on and off the golf course.
-Guardian
understanding woman for romantic relationship.
-Sf Weekly
SWF seeks heavy daddy in big pants. Must have convenience store hours and
be unafraid to wear jumpsuit.
-SF Weekly
Warm and sarcastic guy in late 20's wants to take you to a junkyard.
-SF Weekly
My dog and I are alot alike. We're both 35, but look and act younger.
We're both fit and trim, have dark hair and eyes, we're handsome, funny,
intelligent and like all foods. I don't hump my pillow.
-Bay Area Express
Single white male, early 30's, Bay Area native, fit, kind, nice looking,
liberal professional. Seeking an imperfect, intelligent, thin (similar
age) female who, like me, has baggage that is small enough to fit under
one's seat.
-Bay Area Express
Major Hooters
Major Bill Hooters, at your service, Ma'am. WM, 47, humorous, liberal,
lively, affectionate, seeks busty lady with similar qualities, 35-45,
5'7"-plus, wright in proportion to height.
-Guardian
234 yr. old Italian male seeking gorgeous Italian female, 18-24, for
romantic dinners, walks & 4-wheel fun.
-Poughkeepsie Journal
Girls ever wish you could pee standing up? Stop squatting in the woods,
start using urinals. My ex-girlfriend showed me. i can teach you.
Individual or group lessons available.
-SF Weekly
Are you an attractive woman with shapely legs, nice figure and a pretty
face? He's a man who will treat you well regardless of your personality.
-Detroit Metro Times
SBM is looking for a man who likes to let her toenails grow. Marriage is
desired.
-Detroit Metro Times
Baby Maker
To women who want babies. I, handsome, WM, will inseminate the natural way.
-Guardian
If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red
head/brunette, I'm your man.
-Detroit Metro Times
Seeking sex-loathing insecure woman, terrified of her own body, completely
asexual, humorless, narcissistic, for boring conversation, bloody steak
dinners, unfiltered Camel smoking marathons, insensitive encounters.
Seeker: clitoral-ignorant impotent male.
-SF Weekly
Do you like claustrophoblc spaces? Anti-social young woman seeks someone
who hates the light of day. Smokers and drug takers preferred. No
vegetarians. I'm mean, nasty and give as good as I get. Any takers?
-Guardian
No Cosmo Readers
Berkeley grad student (24, 5'8", 165lbs, dark hair, eyes, temperament)
longs to be seduced by beautiful older woman, 35-ish. My idea of foreplay
is getting undressed in front of a mirror. Hobbies include Charlies Angels
reruns and baby seal clubbing. You: look great in a bathing suit and can
educate me on and off the golf course.
-Guardian