Miyu
09-25-2003, 09:50 PM
The TOP 14 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's
character, 'Jedi Master Mace Windu,' say in the Star Wars prequels:
14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your
well-laid ass.
13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet
mother****er who taught me this ****.
12. Thats no moon, ******* - thats a ****ing space station!
11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no
****-ass teddy bears.
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
the mother****in' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,have to
kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room ..accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, mother****er.
5. "What!?" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What?"
4. You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****?
1. Hand me my lightsaber ... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother ****er.'
character, 'Jedi Master Mace Windu,' say in the Star Wars prequels:
14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your
well-laid ass.
13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet
mother****er who taught me this ****.
12. Thats no moon, ******* - thats a ****ing space station!
11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no
****-ass teddy bears.
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
the mother****in' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,have to
kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room ..accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, mother****er.
5. "What!?" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What?"
4. You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****?
1. Hand me my lightsaber ... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother ****er.'