> > Two women decided to go out one evening without their
> > husbands.
> > Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they
> > had consumed entirely
> > too much wine, they decided it was time to head home.
> >
> > They were about halfway home when both ladies decided
> > that they
> > needed to find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only
> > place to stop was a cemetery.
> >
> > Though a little bit scared, they decided they couldn't
> > wait any longer,
> > and would just have to stop there.
> >
> > Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they soon
> > discovered they
> > had no toilet paper or Kleenex. But the trip being an
> > urgent one, they decided to 'just make do'!
> >
> > The first one decided to use her panties and then
> > discard them.
> >
> > The second one had on new panties and not wanting to
> > leave them
> > behind grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath on
> > the gravestone next to her.
> >
> > The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
> > each other on
> > the phone, and one said to the other: "You know, we'll
> > have to keep a closer
> > watch on our wives; it seems that those two were up to
> > no good last night.
> >
> > My wife came home in the wee hours without her
> > panties."
> >
> > The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine
> > came home with
> > a card stuck to her butt that read,
> > "We will never forget you - The Carboni Brothers."

*OOF!*