Forum: The Drunken Bard

Beware the BBQ Fork of Vengeance! By Bill Mattocks - 09-04-2010 12:25 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50...olice.html.csp (http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50196282-76/officer-suspect-knife-police.html.csp) <div...

Special Treat for the TSA By Bill Mattocks - 09-03-2010 01:45 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== OK, this is funny. FYI, published as Creative Commons license, reproduction permitted. http://xkcd.com/779/

The Failures Of August By MA-Caver - 08-30-2010 10:50 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== August's compilation of the best (and worst) failures... lots of faceplants.

A Writing Essay That Got An A Plus! By MA-Caver - 08-29-2010 10:13 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Copied from an e-mail sent to me by my brother who actually knows Laurie. Here's a prime example of "Men Are From...

The economy is so bad that By crushing - 08-27-2010 02:00 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>The economy is so bad that<ul>I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! wives...

Those little moments while training... By Msby - 08-27-2010 12:54 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== You know what I mean! The funny things that happen while practicing that make even the head instructor chuckle a bit (esp. when he's making the jokes) Here's mine... ...

Mr. O'Leary died By Big Don - 08-25-2010 08:15 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== When old Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten his toupee to...

Wedding Cake Mistake By Hawke - 08-24-2010 02:58 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Reading some of these translations made me remember a story I heard.... Quote: A young and nervous bride planning her wedding was increasingly terrified about...

For the Mortal Kombat Fans By Ironcrane - 08-20-2010 03:17 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVT7xFlWJg The only problem with this video, is that it's to short. But other then that, enjoy.

Bad Translator By Msby - 08-15-2010 10:48 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Here's a fun thing to do if you're REALLY bored like I am. This page will translate your text up to 56 times to see what gets "lost in translation." So, according to this thing.... Martial...

Funny Animals By Hawke - 08-15-2010 12:24 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Cute animal shots with captions. It made me think of this site.

Top 10 Wipeout Moments By MA-Caver - 08-13-2010 10:25 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Watched these for the heck of it... found them pretty funny. The last guy on this video is a MA-instructor... Kah-rhat-te ... watch his moves!

Jon Stewart: Your Race Card Is Maxed Out By Big Don - 08-12-2010 04:51 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Genius (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-5-2010/race-card-is-maxed-out) Read More......

10 Truly Ridiculous Criminal Acts By Hawke - 08-09-2010 07:33 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>Source: http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-t...criminal-acts/ (http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-truly-ridiculous-criminal-acts/) These are supposedly 10 real...

Terrorists By Bill Mattocks - 08-07-2010 07:10 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>Funny! http://newsarse.com/2010/08/06/terro...photographers/ (http://newsarse.com/2010/08/06/terrorists-sick-of-being-treated-like-photographers/) <div style="margin:20px;...

Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time By MA-Caver - 08-03-2010 01:21 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of aspirins next to a...

MA Instructor Teaches Zombie Defense Tactics By Bill Mattocks - 07-28-2010 10:29 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Well, it's publicity, anyway. http://blogs.westword.com/latestword...nt_believe.php...

To err is human to spell check is devine By Rob Broad - 05-30-2010 04:12 PM Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk ==================== A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not...

Voice-Over Family By MA-Caver - 07-20-2010 01:54 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Thought it was funny... almost like the Truman Show

"He is the dumbest robber ever known to mankind!" By Bill Mattocks - 07-16-2010 11:32 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>Probably not, but he's right up there, I'd say: http://www.montrealgazette.com/sport...881/story.html...