Forum: The Drunken Bard

Awareness Test By Z-Rex - 09-08-2010 10:41 PM Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk ==================== I know Kenpo people are exceptionally aware. Try to figure out how many passes the white team makes.

If you want to do stereotypes, try this... By Bill Mattocks - 09-08-2010 12:16 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== http://gizmodo.com/5632105/the-real-...te-people-like (http://gizmodo.com/5632105/the-real-stuff-white-people-like) I found it amusing. Please use your...

Beware the BBQ Fork of Vengeance! By Bill Mattocks - 09-04-2010 12:25 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50...olice.html.csp (http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50196282-76/officer-suspect-knife-police.html.csp) <div...

Special Treat for the TSA By Bill Mattocks - 09-03-2010 01:45 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== OK, this is funny. FYI, published as Creative Commons license, reproduction permitted. http://xkcd.com/779/

The Failures Of August By MA-Caver - 08-30-2010 10:50 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== August's compilation of the best (and worst) failures... lots of faceplants.

A Writing Essay That Got An A Plus! By MA-Caver - 08-29-2010 10:13 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Copied from an e-mail sent to me by my brother who actually knows Laurie. Here's a prime example of "Men Are From...

The economy is so bad that By crushing - 08-27-2010 02:00 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>The economy is so bad that<ul>I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! wives...

Those little moments while training... By Msby - 08-27-2010 12:54 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== You know what I mean! The funny things that happen while practicing that make even the head instructor chuckle a bit (esp. when he's making the jokes) Here's mine... ...

Mr. O'Leary died By Big Don - 08-25-2010 08:15 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== When old Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten his toupee to...

Wedding Cake Mistake By Hawke - 08-24-2010 02:58 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Reading some of these translations made me remember a story I heard.... Quote: A young and nervous bride planning her wedding was increasingly terrified about...

For the Mortal Kombat Fans By Ironcrane - 08-20-2010 03:17 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVT7xFlWJg The only problem with this video, is that it's to short. But other then that, enjoy.

Bad Translator By Msby - 08-15-2010 10:48 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Here's a fun thing to do if you're REALLY bored like I am. This page will translate your text up to 56 times to see what gets "lost in translation." So, according to this thing.... Martial...

Funny Animals By Hawke - 08-15-2010 12:24 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Cute animal shots with captions. It made me think of this site.

Top 10 Wipeout Moments By MA-Caver - 08-13-2010 10:25 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Watched these for the heck of it... found them pretty funny. The last guy on this video is a MA-instructor... Kah-rhat-te ... watch his moves!

Jon Stewart: Your Race Card Is Maxed Out By Big Don - 08-12-2010 04:51 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Genius (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-5-2010/race-card-is-maxed-out) Read More......

10 Truly Ridiculous Criminal Acts By Hawke - 08-09-2010 07:33 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>Source: http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-t...criminal-acts/ (http://listverse.com/2010/07/16/10-truly-ridiculous-criminal-acts/) These are supposedly 10 real...

Terrorists By Bill Mattocks - 08-07-2010 07:10 PM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== <div>Funny! http://newsarse.com/2010/08/06/terro...photographers/ (http://newsarse.com/2010/08/06/terrorists-sick-of-being-treated-like-photographers/) <div style="margin:20px;...

Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time By MA-Caver - 08-03-2010 01:21 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of aspirins next to a...

MA Instructor Teaches Zombie Defense Tactics By Bill Mattocks - 07-28-2010 10:29 AM Originally Posted at: MartialTalk ==================== Well, it's publicity, anyway. http://blogs.westword.com/latestword...nt_believe.php...

To err is human to spell check is devine By Rob Broad - 05-30-2010 04:12 PM Originally Posted at: KenpoTalk ==================== A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not...