Lyrics - (kodt) Dwarven Rhapsody

[Silent Bob]

Lyrics : Erik Bouchard
Music : "Bohemian Rhapsody" from QUEEN


It's not the real life
It's Hackmaster Fantasy
Caught in La La Land
I am born in this reality
I open my eyes
Look down on my sheet and see
I'm just a poor dwarf, I have no family
Because I hack to come, slash to go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the Orcs goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

B.A., just killed my dwarf,
Put a poisoned knife against my head,
Rolled a one and now i'm dead,
B.A., my dwarf had just begun,
But now you've gone and blow my dwarf away
B.A. ooo,
Do you know you make me cry
The 5 bucks I owe you, you'll have tomorrow
Take my sheet, take my sheet, nothing really matters

Maybe, my time as come,
Must be the Orcs who ate my spine
Hit points are low all the time,
Goodbye El Ravager - I've got to go
Gotta leave my things behind and begin anew
B.A ooo (The orcs will go)
Why you want me to die
I wish I can reroll my saving throw

I see a little silhouetto of a dwarf,
Justinia, Justinia will you pay to ressurect me
Fire breath and Lava-very very frightening me
Boris Alphonso, Boris Alphonso,
Boris Alphonso, Boris Alphonso
Boris Alphonso Gazebo-Magifico
I'm just a poor dwarf nobody loves me
He's just a poor dwarf from a poor family
Hacking is way from any monstrosity
Easy come easy go, I missed my saving throw
God Luvia! No- we will not let you roll- Let him reroll
God Luvia! we will not let you roll- Let him reroll
God Luvia! we will not let you roll- Let me reroll
Will not let you roll- Let me reroll
Will not let you roll- Let me reroll
Go,go,go,go,go,go,go
B B B.A., B B B.A., B B B.A. let me reroll
I hope Luvia has place put aside for me, for me, for me

[musical interlude, heavy guitar and all ... ]

So you think you can kill me and laugh at my eye
So you will take my sheet and leave Knuckles to die
Oh B.A.-Can't do this to me B.A.
I just gotta get out- just gotta get out of your house

OK B.A. yon've won,
Anyone can see,
You are a Killer GM, I will roll another character for me,

I waste them with my crossbow ....



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